
Lyrics
He's a bicycle kid, He's got his Mister T. slippers.
He's a bicycle kid, he's eleven years old.
Dog-faced spawn of a working class Tory,
Bicycle kid never does what he's told.
He's a bicycle kid and he wants to get a crossbow.
Bicycle kid had a rabbit that died:
Evil little fucker put his pet through the window,
The he ran to his mother and he cried, cried, cried.Chorus:
So cry like an onion bicycle kid,
'Coz I'm gonna get your for the things that you did.
Cry like an onion bicycle kid,
You're just another sucker at heart.Bicyle kid - extortion in the playground.
What does he do with all the money he made?
Bicyle kid in Kentucky Fried Chicken
And the WHAM-BAM-RAMBO machine arcade.
He's a bicycle kid, and his mother's on Valium.
He's a bicycle kid, and his dad's on the lump.
He's a bicycle kid, and his tea's in the micro.
He's a bicycle kid and he's on the dump.Chorus
Bicycle kid shitting in a greenhouse.
Bicycle kid down at the aquadrome.
Bicycle kid in trouble with a policeman.
Bicycle kid "he's a good boy at home".
Bicycle kid grow up and get an Escort.Ford Escort, that is. Eighties wide-boy motor
Bicycle kid grow up and get worse.
Bicycle kid forget to use a condom.
Bicycle kid! It's evolution in reverse!Chorus
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You're an evil mother fucker.
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Found On
Expansive book-styled package of the first four albums from The Jazz Butcher’s early Creation Records’ years – 1988-1991.
Featuring the much praised ‘Fishcotheque’, ‘Big Planet, Scarey Planet’, ‘Cult Of The Basement’ and ‘Condition Blue”.
Insight
Live Stats
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Media
1989-11-28 Commodore Ballroom - Vancouver, Canada West Coast '89 Cassette
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2 stories: one new, one old
pwilnyc[at]-remove-yahoo.com - Paula, Baltimore, MD, US
27Jul2006 7:52 AM (16 years 318 days ago)My friend Loren met this kid in the parking lot at Target.
It brought to mind an old story.
http://yourneighborhoodlibrarian.blogspot.com/2006/07/nobody-writes-insult-like-this-man.html -
better drunk and dry
skwish[at]-remove-beer.com - portland 0r, U
2Jan2006 1:56 PM (17 years 159 days ago)to big & fat now to cycle,even tho I lost my drvs Lic I still drive, get out of my road bicycle kid!!!